|
1) If you have a glass eye, tap it w/ your pen occasionally while talking to someone. |
|
2) Buy large quantities of motion activated ribbitting frogs and set them in various, unexpected places around your workplace. |
|
3) Keep a permanent "fish face." |
|
4) Highlight irrelevant information on scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. |
|
5) Suddenly emerge from a corner w/ a mop and mutter something about being a "demoted Grim Reaper." |
|
6) Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies, and hot pink paper. |
|
7) Staple papers in the middle of the page. |
|
8) Slowly disassemble your pen, describing your every action in precise detail. |
|
9) Pretend your computer mouse is a CB radio and talk to it. |
|
10) Wear a "trainee" tag for 8 months. |
|
11) While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. |
|
12) Deliberately hum songs that will forever be lodged in co- workers heads ("Feliz Navidad," "Sugar," etc...). |
|
13) Put a framed picture of yourself on your desk. |
|
14) Ask you co-workers mysterious questions and scribble their answers in a little notebook, muttering something about "psychological profiles." |
|
15) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. |
|
16) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. |
|
17) Always wear them the day after your boss wears them. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender). |
|
18) Send emails to the rest of your company to tell them what you're doing. Ex: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." |
|
19) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. |
|
20) Insist that your email address be: zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com. |
|
21) Every time your boss asks you to do something, ask him if he'd like fries w/ that. |
|
22) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." |
|
23) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso. |
|
24) Every time your boss asks you to do something, w/ an edge on your voice reply "Yes Master!" then in a hunch-backed manner, limp away to set out on your task. |
|
25) Answer the phone w/ "County Morgue. You slice 'em, we dice 'em!" |
|
Tons of Fun |
|
Home |
