1) The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
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2) Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
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3) Duh!
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4) A few clowns short of a circus.
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5) A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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6) A few beers short of a six pack.
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7) Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
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8) The cheese slid off his cracker.
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9) Body of Fisher, brain of Mattel.
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10) Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
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11) Warning; objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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12) Couldn't pour water out of a boot w/ instructions on the heel.
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13) Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way.
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14) One taco short of a combination plate.
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15) All foam, no beer.
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16) As smart as bait.
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17) Chimney's clogged.
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18) Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
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19) Forgot to pay his brain bill.
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20) Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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21) Receiver is off the hook.
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22) Skylight leaks a little.
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23) Slinky's kinked.
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24) Surfing in Nebraska.
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25) Too much yardage between the goalposts.
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26) Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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27) Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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28) A room temperature IQ.
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29) Bright as Alaska in December.
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30) The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train's not coming.
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31) If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
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32) Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he just gargled.
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33) Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
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34) His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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35) If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
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