1) The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
2) Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
3) Duh!
4) A few clowns short of a circus.
5) A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
6) A few beers short of a six pack.
7) Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
8) The cheese slid off his cracker.
9) Body of Fisher, brain of Mattel.
10) Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
11) Warning; objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
12) Couldn't pour water out of a boot w/ instructions on the heel.
13) Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way.
14) One taco short of a combination plate.
15) All foam, no beer.
16) As smart as bait.
17) Chimney's clogged.
18) Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
19) Forgot to pay his brain bill.
20) Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
21) Receiver is off the hook.
22) Skylight leaks a little.
23) Slinky's kinked.
24) Surfing in Nebraska.
25) Too much yardage between the goalposts.
26) Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
27) Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
28) A room temperature IQ.
29) Bright as Alaska in December.
30) The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train's not coming.
31) If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
32) Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he just gargled.
33) Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
34) His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
35) If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
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