30 Things You Wouldn't Know Without The Movies
1) It's easy for anyone to land a plane, provided there is someone in the control tower to
talk them down.
2) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off- even when scuba diving.
3) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
4) Every grocery bag has a stick of french bread sticking out the top.
5) The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever
think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building
you want w/o difficulty.
6) If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's
first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
7) When paying for a taxi. don't look in your wallet as you take out a bill- just grab one
at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
8) Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should
open the fridge door and use that light instead.
9) Television new bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that
precise moment.
10) A single match is sufficient for lighting up a room the size of Wembley Stadium.
11) Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
12) It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting, even in
New York or London.
13) A detective can only solve a case once he/she has been suspended from duty.
14) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-
your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a
threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
15) Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are
deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
16) An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to
an 8 year old child.
17) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate strange noises in their most
revealing underwear.
18) It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone
conversations.
19) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to
speak the language. A German accent will do.
20) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel
vigorously from left to right every few moments.
21) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
22) You're very likely to survive any battle in any war- unless you make the mistake of
showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
23) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince
when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
24) If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's
parade- at any time of the year.
25) Your arch enemy will always tell you exactly how he plans to kill you when
captured and leave you w/ some sort of escape route.
26) SWAT teams and trained snipers never hit their targets the 1st time.
27) Anyone w/ no computer education or training is capable of cracking complex
encryption algorithms- inside 60 seconds.
28) Another user on a network is capable of wiping out the contents of your DOS edit
buffer, while you have the document in front of you on the monitor, and the monitor
will instantly respond to this.
29) Top Secret confidential information can be downloaded from the Internet because
Top Secret agencies have no firewalls to stop hackers.
30) Whenever a computer malfunctions, smoke will pour and sparks will fly from the
keyboard, monitor, and any lead in the same room.
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