1) She's alive?!
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She's Nosferatu.
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... she's Italian?!
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2) Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?
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3) I'm not a frenchy! I'm a Belgie!
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4) A boy's best friend is his mother.
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5) I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool!
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6) Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!
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7) He deered to kill a king's dare!
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8) The force is with you.... always.
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9) Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?!
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I don't know! He's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?!
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10) Well, I'd say he's dead but that's purely an unprofessional opinion.
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11) It is the American way.......what? oh.... It is the BRITISH way!
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12) Welcome to my underground lair.
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13) A man drowned in his bed?!
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14) Baby, yer holdin' mah hand too tight.
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Bobby Jo, I ain't holdin' yo hand.
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15) Paris, the city of love is a-glowin' this evening..... True! It's because
it's on fire....
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16) Memo to me; maim you after my meeting.
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17) He looks as if he knows what I look like without my shimmey!
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18) What's he got to lose?! Except my life savings, of course....!
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19) Satan.
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Call me Dad.
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20) I can't watch! Can somebody cover my eyes?!
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21) I'm only an elected official! I can't make decisions by myself!
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22) Have you ever tried to keep warm on a C54 15,000 feet 20
degrees below zero?
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Oh, I do it all the time.... whenever I have a few minutes after lunch.
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23) You know, I used to read quite a bit when I was a girl.
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Well, we all do strange things in our childhood....
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24) Good night and happy dreams...which we will analyze at breakfast.
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25) After all, they say a man's home is his castle.... I'm home, Castle!
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26) They'll be coming for my head!
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Well, darling, we just won't give it to them!
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27) I do hope you've forgotten all about that silly little plan of yours.
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Which one?
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About blowing up the White House.
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Oh Mom! I was only fooling! Besides, what would the president say?
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28) You thought me beautiful once.
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Honey, you got real ugly!
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29) I am Torgo. I take care of the house while the master is away.
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30) I expected to be scared on my wedding night, but nothing like this!
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